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You both like Hetalia.
-800 years old
-Looks 14 though
-Can hold liquor better than grown ass Russian man, tall Ukrainian lady and a big fat American guy
-Somehow extremely skilled at basketball despite Danny Devito height
-Casually dresses like he's in the nut cracker
-Built an entire railroad in a rediculously short time with no past experience
Latvia's pretty cool
Yes he is!!!
Plus he has to have balls of steel to even survive living in that damn commie madhouse for so long
I fucking love latvia, he's so cute
Do you think like
Seriously, he is the only one who can talk sense into that russian!
Sometimes in the middle of the night, Belarus will just fuckin' drag him to her room and use him as a teddy bear-
HOLY SHIT i think you're spot on there
Seriously, the poor guy's either her footstool or her teddy bear...
And then RIGHT when he's found some peace and quiet, it's late at night, he locked the door and has Lithuania in the same room to ward off any Belarus attacks
Russia probably uses him as a security blanket whever belarus is around
In the morning he wakes up to get some cereal, and Ukraine comes along crying and starts telling him about her ridiculous problems for two hours
MY CHEST HURTS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!
And he'd probably just sit there, thinking to himself...'You're a six foot tall strong Ukrainian lady...can't you just buy some pain meds? Or a bra? Or a massage?"
Lol, the moment he realizes she's an idiot
Wow, i like you person!
I like YOU, stranger o3o
AND I DON'T LIKE ANYONE
Oh my o3o
Haha, I'm -----, what's your name?
I don't share it
Aw, i understand, i usually use my fake name
Haha, smart ides
My fake name is Lilly Ann Granger
Of course, i had to add in something from Harry potter
I love how you added in the "HUG ME"
Haha, hugs fix everything, unless its Ukraine
Because tbh I just feel as if Ukraine completely and unintentionally teases the smaller countries
IT'S LIKE, WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS
SHE'S HELLA TALL AND PROBABLY RUBS IT IN POOR LIECHTENSTEIN'S FACE
WE'RE GURREN LAGAAN!!!
Anyone who hugs her gets it in the face!
Little did we all know Ukraine is Yoko's 10 times removed cousin...
Their chests both make the boin sound o3o
I'M SERIOUS THOUGH, LIKE WHY
I'M CRYING OH MY GOD
Maybe all these big boobie anime girls all know each other
They just break the 4th wall and congregate
"RANGIKU WHAT'S YOUR BRA SIZE"
OH MY GOD YES
That begs the question...who even has a bigger chest, Ukraine or Rangiku? >3<
I mean, if you've even seen Bleach
It's a question that /must/ be answered
Yeah, in love with bleach
I'm sorry I just dropped such a difficult question on you, but it's been up for debate for 100 years now
Dude, overlap their pics and their boobs are IDENTICAL
Ssooooo Rangiku is basically just ginger Ukraine?
I KNEW IT
BOOB ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
Latvia's gonna walk into the boob illuminati
And he's gonna get hugged by like, 100 people at once
He won't get a single breath of air
We might as well just declare him dead right now
Death by boobs
Yo who else is even in the boob illuminati
I feel like 1/2 of them are Bleach characters...
no but srsly
like, who joins that
what do they even talk about
Dude, size H, not fun
What kind of anime character are /you/ referencing
Kory in the house?
RANGIKU IS THAT A MIDGIT IN YOUR BRA?!
Is it messed up if I want to rp this tho
be real with me
As if! My sister is size L
on a scale of one to fucked up...is it fucked up
WHAT COUNTRY IS THIS, MAN?
THESE AREN'T AMERICAN MEASUREMENTS
Wait, is size L fem!America
are you sisters with fem!America
PRETTY MUCH, BUT BIGGER
I don't even know if this is role playing or like, you're fucking with me
I can't tell
And if I believe you, i'm just waiting for the "LEL U JUST GOT PRANKED!!1!"
I'M COMPLETELY FUCKING SERIOUS DUDE
WHO JUST TELLS SOMEONE THEIR SISTER'S BRA SIZE
HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR SISTER'S BRA SIZE
LANE BRYANT DON'T HAVE OUR SIZES
Oh it's a plus sized clothing company
Lane Bryant, big boob bra store
I know my sister's bra size cuz my mom jokes that we could use her bra as a life raft
Seats a family of 4
Yo so you were just like
"HEY GUYS WHAT YOUR BRA SIZES"
YES THAT IS THE MOST COMMON QUESTION I GET
YOU TOLD PEOPLE BESIDES ME
yo who has the biggest rack in the fam-- I MEAN WHAT I NEVER ASKED THAT
I'm walking down the hall in school or public and someone be staring so I'm like CAN I HELP YOU they be like WHAT ARE THOSE EVEN
yo I guess wanting to rp the boob illuminati isn't even that bad anymore
My mom was an O before sbe got old and breastfed 7 kids
THIS IS A PRANK
IT'S A SCAM, IT'S JUST A SCHEME
IM FUCKING FOR REAL I SAW A POLAROID THOSE ARE LEGIT
NO WONDER IM FAT, I SUCKED HER DRY!
I feel like
You only watch anime with girls with giant racks
and i don't know why
Lol actually i don't, i watch stuff like sailor moon glitter force tokyo mew mew and madoka magica
...All three of those have girls with big racks
I'm mentally a six year old
It's okay, I'm mentally 12 because I can't stop thinking about big boobie now
Or my doctor says so whatever
Oh my god i sound like my big brother
Tbh tho? I feel like Ukraine's the fat one. Idk why
Really? She seems like she could gain a few pounds to me
But im fat so whatever
Meh, it's just a headcanon
And fem!America's probably the size of Jupiter-
I mean, she can still kick your ass but like...she's still hella big.
Or at least its 60-something moons combined
The fat has its own muscle system
I can just imagine her randomly just like
getting fat tho, idk why
Like she takes the belt off and it all just fALLS OUT
I like it tho, it's kinda cute on her-
It starts forming its own body
Even if she has the body mass of sixty moons
And then she turns around...
My god, she'll start orbiting
"Hey Latvia, wassup!"
RUN LATVIA RUN
RUNS RIGHT INTO THE BOOB ILLUMINATI
PREDICTED DEATH OCCURS
Should have stayed with huge American lady
Could've used her belly as a pillow...
Lol, or her ass as a mattress
Ooo, bet he wouldn't mind
I mean, her booty could probably cause an earthquake if she twerked...
NO. NO PLEASE GOD NO, PLEASE NO. NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TBH HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T MIND THE EARTHQUAKE EITHER
THE FACT HE CAN EVEN SEE IT AND LIVE IS A BLESSING
HE HANDLES IVAN! EARTHQUAKES ARE BREAKFAST!!+
UGH NOW I WANT TO RP ABOUT THIS NOW
ME TOO, THE BOOB ILLUMINATI JUST FUCKING WALKED IN
yo we gatta do it now
it's the only way
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
the disgusting rp wouldn't be too spooky
WE GATTA DO IT
IT MUST END
WE'RE GOING DOWN!